Lyrics for Right Arm of Wyoming CD "Cling to Our Guns"


1. GET OFF MY PROPERTY!
2. MY GUN KEEPS YOU HONEST
3. REDISTRIBUTION OF THEFT
4. GOVERNMENT IS A COLLECTIVE HALLUCINATION
5. GUN CONTROL GETS WOMEN RAPED
6. LIBERTY IN SHARDS
7. FREAKY LIBERAL MAMMAL SEX
8. FAKIN' THE RACE CARD
9. SINGLE CRACKLING BLUE FLASH
10. WE ARE THE GOOD GUYS!

(RADIO DJs: Tracks 1 and 2 CONTAIN full-on CUSSIN'. Tracks 3 and 6 contain the word "pissed." The rest are all radio-clean )

1. GET OFF MY PROPERTY

Copyright Right Arm of Wyoming 2009

(intro adopted from the War Hippies, used with permission)

(spoken intro):
Warning: the recording you're about to hear contains frank discussions of truth, guns and the American Way. If you are offended by hard work, honesty and angry peasants, consider yourself warned. If you do choose to proceed, please sit back and relax as RIGHT ARM OF WYOMING exercise their First-, Second- and Tenth-Amendment rights. Rock and roll, motherfucker.
(end of intro)

The first rule of being alive is: YOU OWN YOURSELF.

Your house is your property
And so is your mind
Your money's your property
And your organs when you die!

your free speech, your gun, your gold,
your health care, your guitar
your bedroom, your yard, your cat
your water rights, your car

What you eat and what you smoke
Who you marry who you poke

What I say and what I do
If it don't affect you
screw you!
It's all my property,
Stay off!

CHORUS:
GET OFF!
GET OFF!
GET OFF MY PROPERTY!

Mind your business keep your
nanny state laws off of my ass.
My bank account,
my data when I order things online
records of my doctor visits
and lists of my friends
I don't need no stinking chip in myself or my pet!

Statist humps want us guilty
Til we're proven innocent
Add more laws 'til honest folks
all become criminals!

Anarchists were Socialist
in the punk rock in the good old days.
Makes no sense at all
you gotta pull your own weight!

So-called anarchists voted in
the bigger problem that we've got now
I'd take Ronald Reagan over
these commie criminals we got now

At least the man had balls
Out there in the world stage
and he could do some simple math
so he understood free trade

CHORUS:
GET OFF!
GET OFF!
GET OFF MY PROPERTY!

(GUITAR SOLO)
(GUN SOLO)

Taxation is theft
when used the way it's used today
for more than just the honest things
in The Constitution -
like a non-careerist Congress
and a strong defensive military.
Taxation is theft today with a gun to your head!

CHORUS:
GET OFF!
GET OFF!
GET OFF MY PROPERTY!

"The precious metals of the new millennium: gold, silver, brass and lead!"
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2. MY GUN KEEPS YOU HONEST
Copyright Right Arm of Wyoming 2009


I'm a peace lovin' man
Don't wanna hurt no one
Just wanna be left alone
A little place in the sun

I'm a peace lovin' man
Don't wanna hurt no one
And of course, I own a gun.

Truth be told, I own more than one.
And I practice most every day
Because peace and freedom
Are not free.
Because peace and freedom
Are not free.

CHORUS:
MY GUN'S
FOR KEEPING YOU HONEST.
THAT IS MY RIGHT
AS A FREE MAN. (x2)

I would never shoot a child.
I'd never open fire on a crowd.
I will never shoot anyone
unless they threaten me or try to take my gun
unless they threaten me or try to take my gun

There's millions of us
no amount of laws will make us go away.
You made up those false laws anyway.
Why don't you just go away?

Why don't you just fucking go away?

I'm like a cat with teeth -
I'm mellow and sweet
until you fuck with me

There's millions of us
we'll never go away.
There's millions of us
more every day.
(Don't tread on me)


CHORUS:
MY GUN'S
FOR KEEPING YOU HONEST.
THAT IS MY RIGHT
AS A FREE MAN.

MY GUN'S
FOR KEEPING YOU HONEST.
THAT IS MY RIGHT,
THAT IS MY PLAN. (x4, fade out)

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3. REDISTRIBUTION OF THEFT

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CHORUS:
REDISTRIBUTION OF THEFT
WATCH YOUR COUNTRY DIE!
REDISTRIBUTION IS THEFT
WHILE YOU JUST STAND BY!

POST CHORUS:
Stop stealing from me!
Stop stealing from me!

They start you with the pennies
For the U.N. starving children
When you're only just a kid yourself.

Beggin' from your neighbors for
those folks you'll never meet
with a healthy dose of mashed potatoes
and guilt with your meat

Then you cannot eat in class
unless you bring a lot
Socialist indoctrination
for the happy tots.

Then they've got the soccer
Where everybody wins
No more competition
for American kids

CHORUS.

Branding normal talk
as hate speech
stealing more of our rights
out from our reach

California: failed social experiment.
They give your money to the bums
Who'll never ever earn a cent.

Yet the federal powers that be
ignore the 8th grade math
And wanna take that global

Make it all equal
But for some more so than others
Giving our money to
career welfare mothers.


CHORUS.

(spoken):
I propose two-term limits
First one in office, the second in jail!

Forced student volunteers
build us labor camps when they
think that they're building schools

Pissed at your neighbor?
Don't bother to fret
e-mail the White House
'bout that right-wing threat

They'll brand the true Americans
with chips in our arm.
I'll bet the Nazis wished
they'd had that little secret charm.
(As they march us off to the camps)


CHORUS:
REDISTRIBUTION OF THEFT
WATCH YOUR FAMILY DIE!
REDISTRIBUTION IS THEFT
WHILE YOU JUST STAND BY! And cry.

REDISTRIBUTION OF THEFT
WATCH YOUR COUNTRY DIE!
REDISTRIBUTION IS THEFT
WILL YOU JUST STAND BY?

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4. GOVERNMENT IS A COLLECTIVE HALLUCINATION
Copyright Right Arm of Wyoming 2009


A census worker was found hanging from a tree in Kentucky, with the word "FED" written on his chest.

Chorus:
GOVERNMENT IS A
COLLECTIVE HALLUCINATION,
BASED ON
FORCED "COOPERATION",
WITH ROOTS IN INDOCTRINATION
OF KIDS!

From the cradle to the grave they wanna own you.
Socialist indoctrination - own you.
Can't let you be free - own you.
Socialist indoctrination - own you.
Unconstitutional - own you.

Maybe the feds will supply each censless worker with his or her very own fed-goon body guard. (To ensure their safety, but actually to make sure all the questions are answered.)

Remember, the census is how they knew where to find the Japanese, to inter them in camps in World War II.

CHORUS.

This hanging may be remembered as the first "shot" in Civil War 2.0.

This one won't be about race (not that the last one entirely was.) This one will be about States' Rights and rejecting tyranny (Like the last one mostly was.)

The feds wanna own you, from the cradle to the grave.
Turn this into England where steak knives
get you four years in prison.
De-claw and disarm,
until they can tax you 110 percent.

I think and fear that the US Federal Government
is tending more and more toward adopting
international law over The US Constitution.

CHORUS.

Thomas Jefferson said "Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God."
I like that. I like it a lot.

So let me ask you this, my young friends.
Will history repeat itself?
Will you go quietly to the showers?
Or will you risk your life when the moment comes?

CHORUS.

Brother against brother.
Son against mother.
I hate that it may come to this.
We're generally peaceful people.
But good people can only be pushed so far.

And wouldn't you rather "die on your feet than live on your knees?"

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5. GUN CONTROL GETS WOMEN RAPED
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Is it fair to put a little lady with a whistle
up against an evil monster of a man?
Fumbling for her cell phone in some darkened alleyway
While she fulfils his sick and twisted plan.

Gun grabbers would have you think it makes more sense for
her to trust and dial 911
When in fact her chances of survival are far greater
If that woman - she has got a gun.

Gun grabbers will tell her to relax and just give in
Maybe it'll all be over soon
Not so likely sister and statistics back me up,
He'll likely up and kill you when he's done

CHORUS:
GUN CONTROL WANTS YOU SEDATE!
GUN CONTROL IS FEAR AND HATE!
GUN CONTROL MAKES YOU UNSAFE!
GUN CONTROL GETS WOMEN RAPED!

GUN CONTROL GETS WOMEN RAPED!
GUN CONTROL GETS WOMEN RAPED!
GUN CONTROL GETS WOMEN RAPED!
GUN CONTROL GETS WOMEN RAPED!

It only takes a second for to beat somebody senseless,
The cops won't likely get to her in time
I would rather see that woman have a fighting chance
To save herself from that twisted crime

If you love your sister, love your mother or your wife
Teach her to defend herself against the rapist's knife
If you love your girlfriend, love your granny or daughter
Get her a gun to keep herself out of the murky water

Gun graboids would rather see you raped and see you beaten
than have the power and the skill to keep yourself uneaten
by the 6% who'd rape and kill you just to see you die
Gun graboids take money and will kill you with their lies

CHORUS.

WOMAN: Daddy? May I please have a new gun for my birthday?
MAN: Of course sweetie pop, because I love you very much!
WOMAN: Thank you so much my wonderful husband!
MAN: Heck honey, let's go get it today!
WOMAN: Love you!
MAN: I love you too, baby!

CHORUS.
CHORUS.

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6. LIBERTY IN SHARDS
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Amendment Ten:
"The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution,
nor prohibited by it to the States,
are reserved to the States respectively,
or to the people."

Real Americans have been marginalized
by attacks on free speech
and bloated federal creep
and stealing private property
and monitoring our communications.
Uncle Sam's been zombiefied.
He tries to own everything
and control every aspect
until we're all suspects.

CHORUS:
BECAUSE YOU SAY SO!
Is not good enough for me.
BECAUSE YOU SAY SO!
You take our liberty!
BECAUSE YOU SAY SO!
With guns to our heads!
BECAUSE YOU SAY SO!
You want the patriots dead!


The left says it's un-American
to protest or complain.
They say they know what's best for us.
Well here's their plan for "change":
"redistribution of wealth" -
that's called stealing where I'm from.

Signing bills that no one reads.
Hurry up and feed the beast.
Creeping federal encroachment
on state and personal rights.
A sparkly Socialist agenda
shoved down our throats.

Fedzilla's like a stalker-lover
it needs a restraining order.
I love my country
but I don't trust my government.
Soon there could be no United States
Just unconstitutional mandates
under exigencies they create behind closed doors.
America was founded by guys who were really pissed.
But if you quote the Founding Fathers now, you're called a terrorist!

Real Americans dig in their feet, and resist!

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7.FREAKY LIBERAL MAMMAL SEX
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Where's MY Nobel Peace Price?

CHORUS:
NO MORE "A FOR EFFORT!"
You gotta earn your keep.
NO MORE "A FOR EFFORT!"
No more bailing out the weak.
NO MORE "A FOR EFFORT!"
You'll only get what you can earn.
NO MORE "A FOR EFFORT!"
Or you'll get what you deserve.

I hate liberals so damn much!
But not for their freaky mammal sex
I don't care what you wed or do or screw
and I don't care if you shoot crack!

I hate liberals because they steal
My money and my rights
They mug me and they mug you
and think they're doing right.

CHORUS.

If my neighbor had three cars and I stole one
I'd rightly go to prison
If this "progressive" gub'ment mugs my neighbor for his car
to tax-support crack babies
Liberals think that's justice

CHORUS.

All muggers should be shot.
Attention everyone:
All muggers should be shot.

Liberals want to take guns away from honest people
to help redistribute the wealth
with people who want to mug you
and take your money.

Whether it's on the street, or
whether it's somewhere else,
all muggers should be shot.

We are 80 million cats with claws
backed into a corner
by sociopathic muggers
and a slim criminal majority
who vote them in.

CHORUS.

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8. FAKIN' THE RACE CARD

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Liberal media says we're protesting 'cause we cannot stand
a black president.
You couldn't be further from the truth

There's black guys that we'd vote for in a hummingbird's heartbeat
But not the King George we've got in there now.
We hate his policies and his lies
We don't care about the color of his hide
And furthermore, you know this,
And therefore, you lie

Race means as much to me as the color of my cats
one's black, one's gray, one's white,
But they're all just cats
Don't matter what their fur looks like

When you run out of logic,
you go ad-hominem
You fake the race card
You're all bottom feeders.

CHORUS:
YOU'RE LYING.
YOU'RE FAKIN' THE RACE CARD.
STOP LYING!
STOP FAKIN' THE RACE CARD!
YOU'RE LYIN' ALL THE TIME!

Your claims of racism don't even have to be verified,
Most will just run with it
You might as well call us kiddie touchers

You're fakin' the race card
Like MSNBC editing out the skin of the
black guy with the rifle,
then saying this is all about race.
It's not about race.

PLEASE BABY, PLEASE BABY, STOP FAKIN'.
I HATE IT WHEN YOU'RE FAKIN' IT, BABY.

Jimmy Carter says we're racist
Why does anyone even care what he thinks?
When I heard that I said,
"Is that guy still alive?"

I thought he died a few years back
of the stuff that killed Ted Kennedy.
Ted was a liar too.
Lying through his homicidal teeth.

Are you tryin' to start a race war?
To increase your ratings?
You lie.
And two of my three black friends
Can't stand this president.

Saying we're complaining
Because of the color of the tyrant's skin
is saying we're not smart enough
to understand the truth

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9. SINGLE CRACKLING BLUE FLASH
Copyright Right Arm of Wyoming.

All my dreams
And all my schemes
any chance
to use my things,
all the moments with my wife
all the cats I've had in life
gone from me in an instant.

All my family
All my friends
All my data.

The skies will end
in an instant.

All my skills and
All my bills

Autumn trees crackle barren
stunning sunsets
stolen kisses
hits and misses
love and fame and

all my books and all my notes and
all the junk I ever wrote

Doesn't matter, I carry on
I'm too alive not to,
Even after my heart stops beating.

Everything gone in a single crackling blue flash
It's all gone
But I carry on
You'll carry on
We'll carry on.

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10. WE ARE THE GOOD GUYS!

Copyright Right Arm of Wyoming.


CHORUS:
We are the good guys!
We are the good guys!

When I was a young man
I never thought I'd have to spend my life
ready for a fight
Bullies were punks that could bloody my nose
But they couldn't take my life.

Now the threat is to my liberty
from by the same people
I was taught in school to respect.

Government's a virus
a cancer that grows.
It's just a fatal punch in the balls
and the nose.

Some folks
will always wanna keep other folks in chains,
even chains that are invisible.

CHORUS.

I've always wanted to die of old age
At home
Surrounded by my loved ones.
But I'll probably die before that.

But I've had a good run.
I've lived 15 great years longer than
I ever thought I would.

I've made my mark.
I've made my peace.
You can send me home
anytime.

Maybe they'll be smarter than that
and save the taxpayers some bullets.
So remember:
If I'm ever found dead of a suicide or a
drug overdose, it was MURDER!

CHORUS.

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